thighabetic:

thehealthywarrior:

bloodybrilliannt:

astrozombina:

oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical

featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”

Also includes other hits such as “why the fuck are you getting married by 25” and “how many times are you going to break up and get back together before the wedding”

bonus track: stop fucking posting pictures of your baby holy shit 

Unfriended: The smash hit follow-up

7 hours ago // 2,869 notes

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

superhubbys:

its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me

 #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER

(Source: okhazel)

8 hours ago // 145,426 notes

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking)

8 hours ago // 334,947 notes

turngay-gethead:

this is a psa

social anxiety is:

a feeling of being judged by others, a sometimes crippling anxiety or fear of people or social situations

it is not:

being a loner and/or not having too many friends

thank you

1 day ago // 51,588 notes
1 day ago // 780 notes

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring)

4 days ago // 295,571 notes
walk-by-faith-always: in-love-with-all-british-actors: newyorkerheart: Omggg deadddd YOU’RE NEARLY 50! YOU CAN PHYSICALLY BE THAT DAMN CUTE! he’s seriously not normal

best-of-funny:

peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

X

4 days ago // 178,286 notes
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down! I think this just changed my life.

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293)

4 days ago // 116,511 notes

So you attempt to hide your loneliness in public, to behave, in fact, as though you have too many friends already, and thus you hope to attract people who will unwittingly save you. But it never works that way. Your condition is written all over your face, in the hunch of your shoulders, in the hollowness of your laugh. You fool no one.

Believe me in this; I’ve tried all the tricks of the lonely man.

David Marusek  (via phosphenedreams)

(Source: larmoyante)

4 days ago // 2,302 notes