cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

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softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

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''Silence, I discover, is something you can actually hear.''
-Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore  (via corvidae-and-crossroads)
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cleromancy:

#i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

joninha18:

absolutelysweetmarie:

a shipper and a non-shipper watching a show together.

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This is so accurate it hurts

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love-horsing-round:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

And then you have to pee

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so-humorous:

OMG

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

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