crystalcleanbabe:

shut up pickle dick nose 

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

actuallycrying:

LET’S TRASH THIS PLACE

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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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